It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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