Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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