it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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