Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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