They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I wish you could order shots online.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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