Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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