Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Randomize
