Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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