omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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