I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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