You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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