To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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