dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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