im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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