Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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