I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
We have started to decorate penises.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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