you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Randomize
