Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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