This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
Randomize
