you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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