just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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