worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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