Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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