You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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