you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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