another moral hangover. fuck.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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