So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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