For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
why is half of my head shaved?
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