I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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