Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
she looked like the before picture.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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