One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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