i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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