I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I think your dad took our porno
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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