By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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