And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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