xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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