ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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