So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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