why didn't you poke me back
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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