If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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