I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
