We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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