You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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