what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm getting married
To pizza
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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