I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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