we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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