with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
