If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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