Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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