The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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