Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'd cum for enchiladas.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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