Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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