arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
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