My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
